Read a harrowing short story in a collection by Joyce Carol Oates the other night. It was literary in structure and style, but a crime thriller in effect. If I could, this is what I would write.
Spider Boy – from the New Yorker
High Lonesome, a great collection of short stories by Joyce Carol Oates
This is from the Deep Ellum Brewing Company’s first anniversary party. Candy and I are in there, but you have to look quick.
Deep Ellum Brewing Company’s Lineup
I feel like such a nerd, commuting to work on a bicycle. At least I’m not the only one.
LeBron James says he bikes to most Heat home games to stay in shape
Ever since seeing the wonderful movie Tampopo, I’ve been bummed that Dallas has a lack of places to get decent Ramen. Finally, that seems to be coming to an end.
Dallas to Finally Get a Dedicated Ramen Spot
Even better, the place seems to be a product of the couple that did the cool Wicked Po’ Boys place here in Richardson.
The 21 Absolute Worst Things in the World
An Unexpected Ass Kicking
— read this story… it’s amazing – and here’s a sequel, sort of –
7 Things I Learned From My Encounter With Russell Kirsch
A Big Week for Bicycling in Fort Worth
This Texas city is leaving its big brother Dallas in the dust when it comes to bike-friendliness. Just this week, the feds awarded Fort Worth with $1 million for a 30-station bike-share system, which is slated to be up and running next April.
And just yesterday, Fort Worth installed the Dallas region’s first green bike lane
The most amazing quotes and graphics. I would buy all of these if I had the cash – they are so… perfect.
Blog – You Are What You Underline
Etsy Store – Buy them here
Nobody writes short stories like Alice Munro.
A new one… Amundsen, from The New Yorker.
Read it here
Then there was silence, the air like ice. Brittle-looking birch trees with black marks on their white bark, and some small, untidy evergreens, rolled up like sleepy bears. The frozen lake not level but mounded along the shore, as if the waves had turned to ice in the act of falling. And the building, with its deliberate rows of windows and its glassed-in porches at either end. Everything austere and northerly, black-and-white under the high dome of clouds. So still, so immense an enchantment.
E-Mails to My Past Self: 5 Facts I Wish I Could Send Back In Time
The 3 Most Poisonous Movie Clichés of the 60s and 70s
Nurse Ratched, My Hero: 4 Female Movie Villains I Love
Great News! One of my favorite independant Coffee Houses – The Pearl Cup – is opening a new branch in Richardson – the city where I live. It is planned on opening in late September or August. It won’t be particularly close to my house (It’s in a very nice neighborhood – not the kind of place where people like me live) but it will be a lot easier to get to than the one down on Henderson in the City. Nobody goes there anyway, it’s way too crowded.
Pearl Cup to Open a Location in Richardson!
Dallas Observer Best Coffee Shop – The Pearl Cup
The Bartender’s Tale: How the Watergate Burglars Got Caught
Think you know everything about Watergate? Leave it to a barman to add a surprising twist to Washington’s most enduring story
Turing the tables on scammers
Why would a Nigerian scammer admit that he’s from Nigeria? After all, Nigeria is notorious for fraudulent emails. Shouldn’t the fraudsters claim instead to be from Turkey or South Africa or, really, anywhere but Nigeria? That’s a question asked by Microsoft researcher, Cormac Herley, and seconded by security guru Bruce Schneier. Herley’s insightful answer looks at the economics of scam emails:
Attacking the maximum number of people does not maximize proﬁt. … Since the scam is entirely one of manipulation he would like to attack (i.e., enter into correspondence with) only those who are most gullible. … Since gullibility is unobservable, the best strategy is to get those who possess this quality to self-identify. An email with tales of fabulous amounts of money and West African corruption will strike all but the most gullible as bizarre.
Nigerian scams are labor intensive for the scammer, but only after the first bite. Actually landing even the most gullible correspondents takes time, effort, and skill that the scammers don’t want to waste.
As I scoured the depths of YouTube for bits of amusement to stick into my one per week “lazy entry” that I call, “what I learned this week” I kept stumbling across these little jewels of odd humor done by the folks at 5 Second Films. These were only eight seconds long (the three second title sequence doesn’t count) and would cram more story, characterization, and humor into those tiny slices of time than any SNL sketch.
As I watched and collected the ones I liked, I noticed that the same actress kept showing up in my favorites. She was always referred to as “Kelsey” and it wasn’t hard to figure out that she was Kelsey Gunn.
So I have become a fan. Why? I don’t know – she is funny, of course, and has that nerd-girl pretty quality. So now I’m subscribed to her on Facebook and watch her Vimeo Channel and follow her on Twitter and watch her 5 Second Films, and See what she’s up to on IMDB (She’s Actually Kelsey Gunn (II))
Will Kelsey Gunn ever become famous and win Oscars and stuff? Is Batman a Transvestite? Who knows?
Oh, here she is at 2:16 in “Meter Maids” – I’m not too sure about her Southern Redneck accent (but then again, I am a cono-sewer of the type) but the “Sexy Dance” is up there.
5 Second Films: Wasting Your Time, But Not as Much as This Article
Forget The Lengthy Summer Blockbusters. Michael Rousselet Talks To Kevin & Bean About 5-Second Films
The Joy of 5 Second Films
5 Second Film’s “Another Spider”, w/ the 5SF debut of Juliette Lewis
5-Second Films With Patton Oswalt – Part Two
5 Second Films Compilation
5×20 Seconds of Fun
Sweet Gender Divide Bro