Inside the Vortex

“The Total Perspective Vortex derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated matter analyses.

To explain — since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of creation — every sun, every planet, their orbits, their composition and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of fairy cake.

The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex did so basically in order to annoy his wife.

Trin Tragula — for that was his name — was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
And she would nag him incessantly about the utterly inordinate amount of time he spent staring out into space, or mulling over the mechanics of safety pins, or doing spectrographic analyses of pieces of fairy cake.

“Have some sense of proportion!” she would say, sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a single day.
And so he built the Total Perspective Vortex — just to show her.

And into one end he plugged the whole of reality as extrapolated from a piece of fairy cake, and into the other end he plugged his wife: so that when he turned it on she saw in one instant the whole infinity of creation and herself in relation to it.

To Trin Tragula’s horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.”
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe

inside of: Vortex Richard Serra Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth

inside of:
Vortex
Richard Serra
Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth

H.O.P. Rabbits

David Iles, Bolivar
H.O.P. Rabbits
2000 Bronze
Frisco, Texas

A couple months ago, on a bicycle ride up to Denton, I found a cool sculpture – a bronze tornado – called November Devil, by David Iles. As I look from sculptures across the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex (and beyond) I find different works by the same person. In the sculpture garden in Frisco, I found some little bronze rabbits that Iles had done – not as spectacular as a bronze tornado, but nice nonetheless.

H.O.P. Rabbits, by David Iles

H.O.P. Rabbits, by David Iles

H.O.P. Rabbits, by David Iles

H.O.P. Rabbits, by David Iles

—-The sculpture from Denton:

November Devil, David Iles, Denton, Texas

November Devil, David Iles, Denton, Texas

Bronze Tornado of Leaves

November Devil, David Iles, on The Square, Denton Texas

November Devil, David Iles, Denton, Texas

November Devil, David Iles, Denton, Texas

November Devil, David Iles, Denton, Texas

November Devil, David Iles, Denton, Texas

“A dust devil flew up on the porch between us, fill my mouth with dirt. The dirt say, Anything you do to me already done to you.”
—-Alice Walker, The Color Purple