Grumpy Fuckers

“Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.”

― Emily Dickinson

Deep Ellum, Dallas, Texas

I received a random internet ad for merch from the “Grumpy Fuckers Coffee Shop.” I liked it – not enough to order anything (at least not right away) but I did look up the address on Google Maps – 253 Gunt Street, Cardiff, Wales. I wanted to see what the storefront looked like. I was a bit disappointed when I discovered the address didn’t exist.

It is all Fake News.

But is the best kind of fake news. It is the kind that I wish I had thought of myself.