Such a lot of work for such crappy beer. A cannon that can shoot Bud Light, Bud Light Lime, and Pabst Blue Ribbon? Really?
Funny and smart tips to make life easier
Just the Two of Us (and Ken Jeong)

Make your own popping corn in a bag
I remember winning a cheap pocketknife in a claw machine when I was a little kid. I think the guy running the machine (it was at a fair, not a restaurant or something) set it so I would win. After all these years I still smile when I think of the clunk that knife made falling down the chute.
Five Keys to Sleeping Well Tonight
- Have the right equipment
- Your bed is for sleeping
- Control your environment
- Stay the course
- The Final Stage
Noel Rockmore, ‘Picasso of New Orleans,’ revisited
Wordiness, Wordiness, Wordiness List